just received this clip from a friend on facebook. it's a call record between becky, an 8-year-old irish school-goer who dislikes her school/teachers, and a local demonlition company - you should've guessed what's she's proposing here - priceless!

 

"can you make sure all my teachers are in there when you knock it down?"

"nah i don't think i can get away with it, no."

"ah you will, nobody likes them! they give me extra homework on a friday and everything."

"where're you calling from?"

"from dublin."

"what school in dublin?"

"the one that's about to fall down!"

 

god i can listen to this all day.